Episode 173 : Kuch satyavachan

There is nothing like 100% safety in this world. Apni dhanno ko ghaseet hi raha hoon, aur zinda bhi hoon.

Azeez is a fellow biker, but he isn't that close to be called a "azeez dost".

Bad pun.

We were chatting about Esteem cars and ABS kits when he revealed some gems from his collection of ancient sayings that he says is passed from "college to college, senior to junior".

Maut aur potty kabhi bhi, kahin bhi aa sakte hain

Choot aur saanp, jahan mile, maar do

Waqt aur chutiya apne aap kat jaate hain

Gareeb aur boobs hameshaa dabte hain

Lund aur paani apna raasta khud dhoondh lete hain

Kismat aur bra, kabhi bhi khul sakte hain

I suggested he write a book on his philosophy.

"Azeez ke satyavachan" is what he plans to call it.

Getting an autographed copy will not be difficult for me.