Episode 113 : If you are Cute, Rich & Single...

Just HONK!

That's what the reverse of my tee says.

At the cafeteria yesterday, as I piled food onto my plate, I heard a female voice call out my name.

'Hyde... Hyde... Hyde!'

I was puzzled. Nobody had ever called me so insistently at Specific Gravity. As I turned, I spotted the Lab Manager trying to get my attention.

'Nice tee' she said with a knowing look on her face.

I grinned in reply.

'Did anybody honk?' she asked.

'No', I continued grinning. 'They satisfy only two out the three criteria.'

Perhaps I should have said that I wear my jacket when I am outside the building, so no female saw it. Except the females in the office.

And the cars and bikes are parked in the basement.